ALABAMA Purity Test

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ALABAMA Purity Test

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The unofficial University of Alabama Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of ALABAMA-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone on the lips.
French kissed.
Kissed someone on the lips on the Quad.
Made out at a frat party on Old Row.
Made out at a tailgate on the Quad.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s place after a night on the Strip.
Hooked up with someone in your dorm.
Hooked up with someone in Tutwiler, Presidential, or Lakeside.
Hooked up with a roommate or suitemate.
Hooked up with someone in a fraternity or sorority house.
Hooked up at a frat party on Old Row.
Hooked up at a tailgate.
Hooked up at a swap or formal.
Hooked up in a hot tub or pool at an apartment complex.
Hooked up in the Rec or a campus locker room.
Hooked up in Gorgas, Rodgers, or another campus library.
Hooked up in a classroom or lecture hall on campus.
Hooked up in a campus bathroom.
Hooked up in a study room at the Ferg.
Hooked up in the stadium or near Bryant–Denny on gameday.
Hooked up in a car parked off University Blvd.
Hooked up on a balcony of an off‑campus apartment.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in Tuscaloosa.
Done the walk of shame down University Blvd in last night’s clothes.
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Had your nudes screenshotted or shared without permission.
Had phone sex or FaceTime sex.
Watched porn.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a semester.
Hooked up with someone in the same major.
Hooked up with someone in your same class that semester.
Hooked up with a TA or had a TA hook up with you.
Hooked up with a coworker (on or off campus).
Hooked up with someone from a rival school (Auburn, LSU, Tennessee, etc.).
Hooked up with a visiting fan in town for a game.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the ALABAMA Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors (yard, balcony, lake, etc.).
Had sex at the lake (Lake Tuscaloosa, Smith Lake, etc.).
Had sex in a hot tub or pool in Tuscaloosa.
Had sex on campus.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at Student Health.
Used Student Health for anything sex‑related (condoms, BC, testing, etc.).
Cheated on a partner.
Been cheated on.
Been the “other” person in someone’s relationship.
Drank alcohol.
Blacked out.
Blacked out on the Strip.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public in Tuscaloosa.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at a frat party.
Done a darty (day party) on a Saturday gameday.
Pre‑gamed before an 8am or 9am class.
Gone to class drunk or hungover.
Skipped class because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed on the river or at a lake.
Eaten an edible.
Hotboxed a car, dorm, or bathroom.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a bar on the Strip with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a party, bar, or event.
Been written up by an RA or housing staff.
Gotten an MIP, noise violation, or open container ticket.
Been talked to by UAPD or Tuscaloosa PD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Stormed the field or rushed the court after a big win.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped at a lake or pool.
Been publicly naked on campus or on the Strip.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise on the Quad.
Been to an Iron Bowl, A‑Day, or another major Bama event.
Had a reconnection from ALABAMA Missed Connections