BERKELEY Purity Test

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The unofficial BERKELEY Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of BERKELEY-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone at Sather Gate.
French kissed.
Made out under the Campanile.
Made out on Memorial Glade.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s place after a Southside party.
Hooked up with someone in Unit 1, 2, or 3.
Hooked up with someone in a freshman dorm or co‑op.
Hooked up with a roommate or suitemate.
Hooked up at a frat or sorority house on Piedmont.
Hooked up at a co‑op (Cloyne, Wilde, etc.).
Hooked up at a Greek Theatre show.
Hooked up at Memorial Glade or the Big C.
Hooked up at Strawberry Creek or the Botanical Garden.
Hooked up in Doe Library or the Main Stacks.
Hooked up in a classroom or lecture hall on campus.
Hooked up in a campus bathroom.
Hooked up in a study room at Moffitt.
Hooked up at the RSF or a campus locker room.
Hooked up in a car parked in the Berkeley Hills.
Hooked up on a balcony in Southside or Northside.
Hooked up at the Marina or on the pier.
Hooked up on BART.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in Berkeley.
Done the walk of shame down Telegraph in last night’s clothes.
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Had your nudes screenshotted or shared without permission.
Had phone sex or FaceTime sex.
Watched porn.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a semester.
Hooked up with someone in the same major.
Hooked up with someone in your same class that semester.
Hooked up with a GSI or had a GSI hook up with you.
Hooked up with a coworker (on or off campus).
Hooked up with someone from Stanford (or another rival school).
Hooked up with a tourist or someone visiting Berkeley for the weekend.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the BERKELEY Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors in Berkeley (yard, balcony, hills, etc.).
Had sex in Tilden Park or the Hills.
Had sex in a hot tub or pool.
Had sex on campus.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at the Tang Center.
Used the Tang Center for anything sex‑related (condoms, BC, testing, etc.).
Cheated on a partner.
Drank alcohol.
Been drunk.
Blacked out.
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Blacked out on Frat Row or at a Big Game tailgate.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public on Telegraph.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at a Berkeley party.
Done a darty on a Saturday in Berkeley.
Pre‑gamed before an 8am class.
Gone to class drunk or hungover.
Skipped class because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed at Tilden or the Big C.
Eaten an edible.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a bar on Shattuck or in Oakland with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a party, bar, or event.
Been written up by an RA or housing staff.
Gotten an MIP, noise violation, or open container ticket.
Talked to UCPD or Berkeley PD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Climbed the Campanile after hours or jumped in Strawberry Creek.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped on campus or at the Marina.
Been publicly naked on campus or on Telegraph.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise from the Big C.
Been to Big Game, Cal Day, or a Greek Theatre concert.
Said “I love you” to a romantic partner and meant it.
Had a reconnection from BERKELEY Missed Connections