CALPOLY Purity Test

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CALPOLY Purity Test

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The unofficial Cal Poly SLO Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of CALPOLY-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone on the lips.
French kissed.
Kissed someone on the lips downtown on Higuera.
Made out at a party on Foothill or Hathway.
Made out on Avila or Pismo Beach.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s place after a Foothill party.
Hooked up with someone in your dorm.
Hooked up with someone in the red bricks, Sierra Madre, or yakitutu (yakʔitʸutʸu).
Hooked up with a roommate or suitemate.
Hooked up with someone in a fraternity or sorority house.
Hooked up at a Foothill or Hathway party.
Hooked up at a beach bonfire in Avila or Pismo.
Hooked up at the beach.
Hooked up in a hot tub or pool at an off‑campus house.
Hooked up at the Rec Center or a campus locker room.
Hooked up in Kennedy Library or another campus building.
Hooked up in a classroom or lecture hall on campus.
Hooked up in a campus bathroom.
Hooked up in a study room at the UU.
Hooked up at the Cal Poly P or on Bishop’s Peak.
Hooked up in a car parked in SLO.
Hooked up on a balcony of an off‑campus house.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in SLO.
Done the walk of shame down Foothill or California in last night’s clothes.
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Had your nudes screenshotted or shared without permission.
Had phone sex or FaceTime sex.
Watched porn.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a quarter.
Hooked up with someone in the same major.
Hooked up with someone in your same class that quarter.
Hooked up with a TA or had a TA hook up with you.
Hooked up with a coworker (on or off campus).
Hooked up with someone from a rival school (UCSB, UCLA, Cuesta, etc.).
Hooked up with a tourist or someone visiting SLO for the weekend.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the CALPOLY Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors (yard, balcony, beach, etc.).
Had sex on the beach (Avila, Pismo, Montaña de Oro, etc.).
Had sex in a hot tub or pool in SLO.
Had sex on campus.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at Campus Health.
Used Campus Health for anything sex‑related (condoms, BC, testing, etc.).
Cheated on a partner.
Been cheated on.
Been the “other” person in someone’s relationship.
Drank alcohol.
Blacked out.
Blacked out on Foothill or downtown SLO.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public on Higuera.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at a SLO party.
Done a darty (day party) on a Saturday in SLO.
Pre‑gamed before an 8am or 9am class.
Gone to class drunk or hungover.
Skipped class because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed on Bishop’s Peak, Cerro San Luis, or the beach.
Eaten an edible.
Hotboxed a car, dorm, or bathroom.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a bar downtown on Higuera with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a party, bar, or event.
Been written up by an RA or housing staff.
Gotten an MIP, noise violation, or open container ticket.
Been talked to by University Police or SLO PD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Hiked Bishop’s Peak, Cerro San Luis, or Madonna at sunrise.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped at the beach or a pool.
Been publicly naked on campus or in SLO.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise from a peak or the beach.
Been to Mardi Gras, WOW, or another major SLO event.
Had a reconnection from CALPOLY Missed Connections