CSUEB Purity Test

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CSUEB Purity Test

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The unofficial CSUEB Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of CSUEB-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone on the lips.
French kissed.
Kissed someone on the lips in Downtown Hayward or Castro Valley.
Made out at a party on Pioneer Heights or the Hayward Hills.
Made out at Crown Beach or Half Moon Bay.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s place after a CSUEB party.
Hooked up with someone in Pioneer Heights.
Hooked up with someone in your dorm.
Hooked up with a roommate or suitemate.
Hooked up with someone in a fraternity or sorority house.
Hooked up at a party in the Hayward Hills.
Hooked up at a bonfire at Crown Beach or Half Moon Bay.
Hooked up at Crown Beach or Half Moon Bay.
Hooked up in a hot tub or pool at an off‑campus house in Hayward.
Hooked up at the RAW or a campus locker room.
Hooked up in the University Library or another campus building.
Hooked up in a classroom or lecture hall on campus.
Hooked up in a campus bathroom.
Hooked up in a study room at the New Union.
Hooked up at the view from the Hayward Hills over the Bay.
Hooked up in a car parked in Hayward.
Hooked up on a balcony of an off‑campus house.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in Hayward.
Done the walk of shame across Hayward in last night’s clothes.
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Victim of hazing.
Hazed someone.
Parked on campus and didn’t pay for a permit.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a semester.
Hooked up with someone in the same major.
Hooked up with someone in your same class that semester.
Hooked up with a TA or had a TA hook up with you.
Hooked up with a coworker (on or off campus).
Hooked up with someone from a rival school (SJSU, SFSU, or Stanislaus).
Hooked up with a tourist or someone visiting Hayward for the weekend.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the CSUEB Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors in Hayward (yard, balcony, beach, etc.).
Had sex at Crown Beach or Half Moon Bay (literally).
Had sex in a hot tub or pool.
Had sex on campus.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at Student Health.
Used Student Health for anything sex‑related (condoms, BC, testing, etc.).
Cheated on a partner.
Been cheated on.
Drank alcohol.
Been drunk.
Blacked out.
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Blacked out at Downtown Hayward.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public in Downtown Hayward or Castro Valley.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at a CSUEB party.
Done a darty (day party) on a Saturday in Hayward.
Pre‑gamed before an 8am class.
Gone to class drunk or hungover.
Skipped class because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed at Garin Park or up in the Hayward Hills.
Eaten an edible.
Hotboxed a car, dorm, or bathroom.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a bar in Downtown Hayward with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a party, bar, or event.
Been written up by an RA or housing staff.
Gotten an MIP, noise violation, or open container ticket.
Been talked to by Hayward PD or campus PD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Hit Buffalo Bill’s, Buon Appetito, or a Mission Blvd taco after a night out.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped at Crown Beach or Half Moon Bay or a pool.
Been publicly naked on campus or in Hayward.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise from the view from the Hayward Hills over the Bay.
Been to Al Fresco, Pioneerfest, or a BART trip into the city.
Tailgated or shown up for a Pioneer game in Pioneer Gym.
Said “I love you” to a romantic partner and meant it.
Had a reconnection from CSUEB Missed Connections

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