CSUSM Purity Test

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CSUSM Purity Test

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The unofficial CSUSM Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of CSUSM-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone on the lips.
French kissed.
Kissed someone on the lips in Downtown San Marcos or Carlsbad Village.
Made out at a party on the houses around the QUAD or off Twin Oaks Valley.
Made out at Carlsbad, Oceanside, or Encinitas.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s place after a CSUSM party.
Hooked up with someone in the QUAD or University Village Apartments.
Hooked up with someone in your dorm.
Hooked up with a roommate or suitemate.
Hooked up with someone in a fraternity or sorority house.
Hooked up at a party in Carlsbad, Vista, or Oceanside.
Hooked up at a bonfire at Carlsbad, Oceanside, or Encinitas.
Hooked up at Carlsbad, Oceanside, or Encinitas.
Hooked up in a hot tub or pool at an off‑campus house in San Marcos.
Hooked up at the Clarke Field House or a campus locker room.
Hooked up in the Kellogg Library or another campus building.
Hooked up in a classroom or lecture hall on campus.
Hooked up in a campus bathroom.
Hooked up in a study room at the USU.
Hooked up at the Kellogg balcony view, Double Peak, or the Carlsbad coast.
Hooked up in a car parked in San Marcos.
Hooked up on a balcony of an off‑campus house.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in San Marcos.
Done the walk of shame across San Marcos in last night’s clothes.
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Victim of hazing.
Hazed someone.
Parked on campus and didn’t pay for a permit.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a semester.
Hooked up with someone in the same major.
Hooked up with someone in your same class that semester.
Hooked up with a TA or had a TA hook up with you.
Hooked up with a coworker (on or off campus).
Hooked up with someone from a rival school (SDSU, UCSD, or CSUSB).
Hooked up with a tourist or someone visiting San Marcos for the weekend.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the CSUSM Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors in San Marcos (yard, balcony, beach, etc.).
Had sex at Carlsbad, Oceanside, or Encinitas (literally).
Had sex in a hot tub or pool.
Had sex on campus.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at Student Health.
Used Student Health for anything sex‑related (condoms, BC, testing, etc.).
Cheated on a partner.
Been cheated on.
Drank alcohol.
Been drunk.
Blacked out.
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Blacked out at Downtown San Marcos or Carlsbad Village.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public in Downtown San Marcos or Carlsbad Village.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at a CSUSM party.
Done a darty (day party) on a Saturday in San Marcos.
Pre‑gamed before an 8am class.
Gone to class drunk or hungover.
Skipped class because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed at Double Peak or down at the beach.
Eaten an edible.
Hotboxed a car, dorm, or bathroom.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a bar in Downtown San Marcos or Carlsbad Village with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a party, bar, or event.
Been written up by an RA or housing staff.
Gotten an MIP, noise violation, or open container ticket.
Been talked to by San Marcos sheriffs or CSUSM PD or campus PD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Hit In-N-Out on Las Posas, Carlsbad burrito truck, or Phil’s BBQ after a night out.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped at Carlsbad, Oceanside, or Encinitas or a pool.
Been publicly naked on campus or in San Marcos.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise from the Kellogg balcony view, Double Peak, or the Carlsbad coast.
Been to Cougar Fest, Welcome Week, or a Carlsbad beach day.
Tailgated or shown up for a Cougar game at the Sports Center.
Said “I love you” to a romantic partner and meant it.
Had a reconnection from CSUSM Missed Connections

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