GCU Purity Test

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GCU Purity Test

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The unofficial GCU Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of GCU-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone on the lips.
French kissed.
Kissed someone on the lips in Downtown Phoenix or Old Town Scottsdale.
Made out at a party on the houses around Camelback or Indian School.
Made out at Saguaro Lake or Tempe Town Lake.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s place after a GCU party.
Hooked up with someone in Chaparral, Encanto, Saguaro, Sedona, Camelback, or Acacia.
Hooked up with someone in your dorm.
Hooked up with a roommate or suitemate.
Hooked up with someone in a fraternity or sorority house.
Hooked up at a party in the West Phoenix neighborhoods around campus.
Hooked up at a bonfire at Saguaro Lake or Tempe Town Lake.
Hooked up at Saguaro Lake or Tempe Town Lake.
Hooked up in a hot tub or pool at an off‑campus house in Phoenix.
Hooked up at the Lopes Performance Center or a campus locker room.
Hooked up in the Student Activities Library / Lopes Center or another campus building.
Hooked up in a classroom or lecture hall on campus.
Hooked up in a campus bathroom.
Hooked up in a study room at the Student Union.
Hooked up at Camelback Mountain, Piestewa Peak, or the GCU Arena lights.
Hooked up in a car parked in Phoenix.
Hooked up on a balcony of an off‑campus house.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in Phoenix.
Done the walk of shame across Phoenix in last night’s clothes.
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Victim of hazing.
Hazed someone.
Parked on campus and didn’t pay for a permit.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a semester.
Hooked up with someone in the same major.
Hooked up with someone in your same class that semester.
Hooked up with a TA or had a TA hook up with you.
Hooked up with a coworker (on or off campus).
Hooked up with someone from a rival school (ASU, NAU, or UoPX (lol)).
Hooked up with a tourist or someone visiting Phoenix for the weekend.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the GCU Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors in Phoenix (yard, balcony, beach, etc.).
Had sex at Saguaro Lake or Tempe Town Lake (literally).
Had sex in a hot tub or pool.
Had sex on campus.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at Student Health.
Used Student Health for anything sex‑related (condoms, BC, testing, etc.).
Cheated on a partner.
Been cheated on.
Drank alcohol.
Been drunk.
Blacked out.
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Blacked out at Mill Ave in Tempe or Old Town Scottsdale.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public in Downtown Phoenix or Old Town Scottsdale.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at a GCU party.
Done a darty (day party) on a Saturday in Phoenix.
Pre‑gamed before an 8am class.
Gone to class drunk or hungover.
Skipped class because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed at South Mountain or Camelback (technically illegal on campus).
Eaten an edible.
Hotboxed a car, dorm, or bathroom.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a bar in Mill Ave in Tempe or Old Town Scottsdale with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a party, bar, or event.
Been written up by an RA or housing staff.
Gotten an MIP, noise violation, or open container ticket.
Been talked to by Phoenix PD or GCU Public Safety or campus PD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Hit In-N-Out on Camelback, Filiberto’s, or a late-night Lopes Way pizza after a night out.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped at Saguaro Lake or Tempe Town Lake or a pool.
Been publicly naked on campus or in Phoenix.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise from Camelback Mountain, Piestewa Peak, or the GCU Arena lights.
Been to Midnight Madness, GCU Homecoming, or a Lopes basketball game.
Tailgated or shown up for a Lopes game at GCU Arena.
Said “I love you” to a romantic partner and meant it.
Had a reconnection from GCU Missed Connections

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