NYU Purity Test

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NYU Purity Test

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The unofficial NYU Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of NYU-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone on the lips.
French kissed.
Kissed someone on the lips in Washington Square, the Village, or the LES.
Made out at a party on the Village, the LES, or wherever the dorm is.
Made out at Rockaway, Brighton, or Coney Island.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s place after a NYU party.
Hooked up with someone in Weinstein, Brittany, Rubin, Founders, Lipton, Third North, Carlyle, Palladium, or U-Hall.
Hooked up with someone in your dorm.
Hooked up with a roommate or suitemate.
Hooked up with someone in a fraternity or sorority house.
Hooked up at a party in the East Village, Lower East Side, or Brooklyn.
Hooked up at a bonfire at Rockaway, Brighton, or Coney Island.
Hooked up at Rockaway, Brighton, or Coney Island.
Hooked up in a hot tub or pool at an off‑campus house in New York City.
Hooked up at the Palladium gym or 404 Fitness or a campus locker room.
Hooked up in Bobst Library or another campus building.
Hooked up in a classroom or lecture hall on campus.
Hooked up in a campus bathroom.
Hooked up in a study room at the Kimmel Center.
Hooked up at Washington Square Arch, the Empire State Building, or the Brooklyn Bridge.
Hooked up in a car parked in New York City.
Hooked up on a balcony of an off‑campus house.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in New York City.
Done the walk of shame across New York City in last night’s clothes.
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Victim of hazing.
Hazed someone.
Parked on campus and didn’t pay for a permit.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a semester.
Hooked up with someone in the same major.
Hooked up with someone in your same class that semester.
Hooked up with a TA or had a TA hook up with you.
Hooked up with a coworker (on or off campus).
Hooked up with someone from a rival school (Columbia or whatever Ivy you want to roast).
Hooked up with a tourist or someone visiting New York City for the weekend.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the NYU Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors in New York City (yard, balcony, beach, etc.).
Had sex at Rockaway, Brighton, or Coney Island (literally).
Had sex in a hot tub or pool.
Had sex on campus.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at Student Health.
Used Student Health for anything sex‑related (condoms, BC, testing, etc.).
Cheated on a partner.
Been cheated on.
Drank alcohol.
Been drunk.
Blacked out.
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Blacked out at the East Village, LES, or Williamsburg.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public in Washington Square, the Village, or the LES.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at a NYU party.
Done a darty (day party) on a Saturday in New York City.
Pre‑gamed before an 8am class.
Gone to class drunk or hungover.
Skipped class because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed at Washington Square Park (it’s NYC) or your dorm fire escape.
Eaten an edible.
Hotboxed a car, dorm, or bathroom.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a bar in the East Village, LES, or Williamsburg with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a party, bar, or event.
Been written up by an RA or housing staff.
Gotten an MIP, noise violation, or open container ticket.
Been talked to by NYPD or NYU Public Safety or campus PD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Hit Mamoun’s, Artichoke Pizza, Joe’s Pizza, or a halal cart after a night out.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped at Rockaway, Brighton, or Coney Island or a pool.
Been publicly naked on campus or in New York City.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise from Washington Square Arch, the Empire State Building, or the Brooklyn Bridge.
Been to Strawberry Fest, Violet 100, or a Bobst all-nighter.
Tailgated or shown up for a Violets game at the Palladium or Cole Sports Center.
Said “I love you” to a romantic partner and meant it.
Had a reconnection from NYU Missed Connections

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