OLEMISS Purity Test

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OLEMISS Purity Test

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The unofficial OLEMISS Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of OLEMISS-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone in the Grove.
French kissed.
Made out at a frat party on Fraternity Row.
Made out on the Square.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s place after a Square night.
Hooked up with someone in Stockard, Martin, or Crosby.
Hooked up with someone in a freshman dorm.
Hooked up with a roommate or suitemate.
Hooked up at a frat house on Fraternity Row.
Hooked up at a sorority house on Sorority Row.
Hooked up at a Greek formal or boat formal.
Hooked up at a Highland Square or the Retreat apartment.
Hooked up at a Grove tailgate tent.
Hooked up at Vaught‑Hemingway after a Rebels game.
Hooked up in the J.D. Williams Library.
Hooked up in a classroom or lecture hall on campus.
Hooked up in a campus bathroom.
Hooked up in a study room at the Union.
Hooked up at the Turner Center or a campus locker room.
Hooked up in a car parked near the Square.
Hooked up on a balcony of an Oxford apartment.
Hooked up at a Funky’s, Library, or Rooster’s night.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in Oxford.
Done the walk of shame across the Grove in last night’s clothes (or a dress).
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Had your nudes screenshotted or shared without permission.
Had phone sex or FaceTime sex.
Watched porn.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a semester.
Hooked up with someone in the same major.
Hooked up with someone in your same class that semester.
Hooked up with a TA or had a TA hook up with you.
Hooked up with a coworker (on or off campus).
Hooked up with someone from a rival school (Mississippi State, Alabama, LSU).
Hooked up with a tourist or someone visiting Oxford for a game weekend.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the OLEMISS Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors in Oxford (yard, balcony, etc.).
Had sex at Sardis Lake or a creek.
Had sex in a hot tub or pool.
Had sex on campus.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at Student Health.
Used Student Health for anything sex‑related (condoms, BC, testing, etc.).
Cheated on a partner.
Drank alcohol.
Been drunk.
Blacked out.
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Blacked out in the Grove or on the Square.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public on the Square.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at an Ole Miss party.
Done a darty in the Grove on a game day.
Pre‑gamed before a 9am class.
Gone to class drunk or hungover.
Skipped class because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed at Sardis or a back road.
Eaten an edible.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a bar on the Square with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a party, bar, or event.
Been written up by an RA or housing staff.
Gotten an MIP, noise violation, or open container ticket.
Talked to Oxford PD or UPD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Tailgated in the Grove from sunrise to sundown.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped at Sardis or in a creek.
Been publicly naked on campus or on the Square.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise from the Grove.
Been to an Egg Bowl, a Double Decker, or Grove game day.
Said “I love you” to a romantic partner and meant it.
Had a reconnection from OLEMISS Missed Connections