PSU Purity Test

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PSU Purity Test

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The unofficial PSU Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of PSU-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone at the Nittany Lion Shrine.
French kissed.
Made out at a frat party on Beaver Ave.
Made out downtown on College Ave.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s place after a downtown State College night.
Hooked up with someone in East Halls.
Hooked up with someone in a freshman dorm.
Hooked up with a roommate or suitemate.
Hooked up at a frat or sorority house.
Hooked up at a Greek formal or themed party.
Hooked up at a downtown State College apartment.
Hooked up at a darty in State College.
Hooked up at a Beaver Stadium tailgate.
Hooked up at a White Out game afterparty.
Hooked up in Pattee or Paterno Library.
Hooked up in a classroom or lecture hall on campus.
Hooked up in a campus bathroom.
Hooked up in a study room at the HUB.
Hooked up at the IM Building or the White Building.
Hooked up in a car parked off College Ave.
Hooked up on a balcony of a downtown high‑rise.
Hooked up at a THON afterparty.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in State College.
Done the walk of shame down College Ave in last night’s clothes.
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Had your nudes screenshotted or shared without permission.
Had phone sex or FaceTime sex.
Watched porn.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a semester.
Hooked up with someone in the same major.
Hooked up with someone in your same class that semester.
Hooked up with a TA or had a TA hook up with you.
Hooked up with a coworker (on or off campus).
Hooked up with someone from a rival school (Ohio State, Michigan, Pitt).
Hooked up with a tourist or someone visiting Happy Valley for a game.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the PSU Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors in State College (yard, balcony, etc.).
Had sex at Mt. Nittany or Stone Valley.
Had sex in a hot tub or pool.
Had sex on campus.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at UHS.
Used UHS for anything sex‑related (condoms, BC, testing, etc.).
Cheated on a partner.
Drank alcohol.
Been drunk.
Blacked out.
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Blacked out at a White Out game or State Patty’s.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public on Beaver or College Ave.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at a Penn State party.
Done a darty on a Saturday in State College.
Pre‑gamed before an 8am class.
Gone to class drunk or hungover.
Skipped class because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed at Mt. Nittany or Whipple Dam.
Eaten an edible.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a downtown State College bar with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a party, bar, or event.
Been written up by an RA or housing staff.
Gotten an MIP, noise violation, or open container ticket.
Talked to State College PD or UPPD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Hiked Mt. Nittany at sunrise or sunset.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped at Stone Valley or a creek.
Been publicly naked on campus or downtown.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise from Mt. Nittany.
Been to THON, a White Out game, or Arts Fest.
Said “I love you” to a romantic partner and meant it.
Had a reconnection from PSU Missed Connections