SACSTATE Purity Test

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The unofficial SACSTATE Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of SACSTATE-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone on the lips.
French kissed.
Kissed someone on the lips in Downtown or Midtown Sac.
Made out at a party on the houses around 65th Street or J Street.
Made out at Folsom Lake or the American River.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s place after a Sac State party.
Hooked up with someone in American River Courtyard, Riverview, Sutter, or Desmond.
Hooked up with someone in your dorm.
Hooked up with a roommate or suitemate.
Hooked up with someone in a fraternity or sorority house.
Hooked up at a party in East Sac or Midtown.
Hooked up at a bonfire at Folsom Lake or the American River.
Hooked up at Folsom Lake or the American River.
Hooked up in a hot tub or pool at an off‑campus house in Sacramento.
Hooked up at the WELL or a campus locker room.
Hooked up in the University Library or another campus building.
Hooked up in a classroom or lecture hall on campus.
Hooked up in a campus bathroom.
Hooked up in a study room at the University Union.
Hooked up at the American River trail, Guy West Bridge, or the Capitol.
Hooked up in a car parked in Sacramento.
Hooked up on a balcony of an off‑campus house.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in Sacramento.
Done the walk of shame across Sacramento in last night’s clothes.
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Victim of hazing.
Hazed someone.
Parked on campus and didn’t pay for a permit.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a semester.
Hooked up with someone in the same major.
Hooked up with someone in your same class that semester.
Hooked up with a TA or had a TA hook up with you.
Hooked up with a coworker (on or off campus).
Hooked up with someone from a rival school (Chico, Davis, or San Jose State).
Hooked up with a tourist or someone visiting Sacramento for the weekend.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the SACSTATE Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors in Sacramento (yard, balcony, beach, etc.).
Had sex at Folsom Lake or the American River (literally).
Had sex in a hot tub or pool.
Had sex on campus.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at Student Health.
Used Student Health for anything sex‑related (condoms, BC, testing, etc.).
Cheated on a partner.
Been cheated on.
Drank alcohol.
Been drunk.
Blacked out.
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Blacked out at Midtown (Old Ironsides, Streets, Capitol Garage) or R Street.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public in Downtown or Midtown Sac.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at a Sac State party.
Done a darty (day party) on a Saturday in Sacramento.
Pre‑gamed before an 8am class.
Gone to class drunk or hungover.
Skipped class because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed at the American River parkway or down by the bike trail.
Eaten an edible.
Hotboxed a car, dorm, or bathroom.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a bar in Midtown (Old Ironsides, Streets, Capitol Garage) or R Street with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a party, bar, or event.
Been written up by an RA or housing staff.
Gotten an MIP, noise violation, or open container ticket.
Been talked to by Sac State PD or Sac PD or campus PD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Hit Jimboy’s, Squeeze Inn, or a Midtown taco after a night out.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped at Folsom Lake or the American River or a pool.
Been publicly naked on campus or in Sacramento.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise from the American River trail, Guy West Bridge, or the Capitol.
Been to Causeway Classic, Nooner, or a Midtown bar crawl.
Tailgated or shown up for a Hornet football game at Hornet Stadium.
Said “I love you” to a romantic partner and meant it.
Had a reconnection from SACSTATE Missed Connections

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