SF Purity Test

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SF Purity Test

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The unofficial SF Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of SF-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone in Dolores Park.
French kissed.
Made out on a Muni bus or BART.
Made out at Ocean Beach or Baker Beach.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s apartment after a Mission or SoMa night out.
Hooked up with someone in your apartment building.
Hooked up with someone in a shared SF roommate situation.
Hooked up with a roommate.
Hooked up in a Marina apartment.
Hooked up in a Mission flat.
Hooked up in a SoMa loft.
Hooked up at a Castro bar or club.
Hooked up at Ocean Beach or Baker Beach.
Hooked up in Golden Gate Park.
Hooked up at Twin Peaks or Bernal Heights.
Hooked up in the SF Public Library or a co‑working space.
Hooked up in a bar bathroom.
Hooked up in an Uber or Lyft.
Hooked up at a tech company office after hours.
Hooked up in a car parked at the cliffs or Lands End.
Hooked up on a Marina rooftop.
Hooked up after Outside Lands or Portola.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in SF.
Done the walk of shame through the Mission in last night’s clothes.
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Had your nudes screenshotted or shared without permission.
Had phone sex or FaceTime sex.
Watched porn.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a few months.
Hooked up with someone at your company.
Hooked up with someone at the same startup or industry.
Hooked up with a coworker or manager.
Hooked up with someone from a Hacker House or coliving.
Hooked up with someone from a rival city (LA, NYC, etc.).
Hooked up with a tourist or someone visiting SF for the weekend.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, Feeld, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the SF Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors in SF (yard, balcony, park, etc.).
Had sex at Ocean Beach or Baker Beach.
Had sex in a hot tub, sauna, or pool.
Had sex in an office or co‑working space.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at a city clinic (or Strut).
Used a city clinic or Planned Parenthood in SF.
Cheated on a partner.
Drank alcohol.
Been drunk.
Blacked out.
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Blacked out in the Mission, Marina, or SoMa.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public in SF.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at an SF apartment party.
Done a Sunday Funday darty in the Marina or Mission.
Pre‑gamed before a work day or Monday standup.
Gone to work drunk or hungover.
Skipped work because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed in Dolores Park or Golden Gate Park.
Eaten an edible.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a bar or club in SoMa or the Mission with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a bar, club, or event.
Been written up at work for partying behavior.
Gotten an open container or noise violation ticket.
Talked to SFPD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Done a Bay swim from Aquatic Park or to Alcatraz.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped at Baker Beach or Ocean Beach.
Been publicly naked at Bay to Breakers, Folsom, or a Pride event.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise from Twin Peaks or Bernal.
Been to Outside Lands, Folsom Street Fair, Pride, or Bay to Breakers.
Said “I love you” to a romantic partner and meant it.
Had a reconnection from SF Missed Connections