TXSTATE Purity Test

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TXSTATE Purity Test

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The unofficial TXSTATE Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of TXSTATE-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone at Sewell Park.
French kissed.
Made out at a frat party in San Marcos.
Made out on the Square.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s place after a Square night.
Hooked up with someone in Jackson, San Saba, or Sayers.
Hooked up with someone in a freshman dorm.
Hooked up with a roommate or suitemate.
Hooked up at a frat or sorority house.
Hooked up at a Sanctuary Lofts or Vistas apartment.
Hooked up at a float trip on the San Marcos River.
Hooked up at a house party off Aquarena.
Hooked up at Sewell Park or Rio Vista.
Hooked up at the LBJ Student Center.
Hooked up in Alkek Library.
Hooked up in a classroom or lecture hall on campus.
Hooked up in a campus bathroom.
Hooked up in a study room at the LBJ.
Hooked up at the SRC or a campus locker room.
Hooked up in a car parked near the Square.
Hooked up on a balcony of a San Marcos apartment.
Hooked up after a Bobcat football tailgate.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in San Marcos.
Done the walk of shame across the Quad in last night’s clothes.
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Had your nudes screenshotted or shared without permission.
Had phone sex or FaceTime sex.
Watched porn.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a semester.
Hooked up with someone in the same major.
Hooked up with someone in your same class that semester.
Hooked up with a TA or had a TA hook up with you.
Hooked up with a coworker (on or off campus).
Hooked up with someone from a rival school (UTSA, UT Austin).
Hooked up with a tourist or someone visiting San Marcos for a float trip.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the TXSTATE Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors in San Marcos (yard, balcony, park, etc.).
Had sex at the San Marcos River.
Had sex in a hot tub or pool.
Had sex on campus.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at Student Health.
Used Student Health for anything sex‑related (condoms, BC, testing, etc.).
Cheated on a partner.
Drank alcohol.
Been drunk.
Blacked out.
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Blacked out on the Square or at a float trip.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public on the Square.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at a Texas State party.
Done a darty on a Saturday in San Marcos.
Pre‑gamed before a 9am class.
Gone to class drunk or hungover.
Skipped class because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed on the river or at Purgatory Creek.
Eaten an edible.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a bar on the Square with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a party, bar, or event.
Been written up by an RA or housing staff.
Gotten an MIP, noise violation, or open container ticket.
Talked to San Marcos PD or UPD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Jumped from a tree or bridge into the San Marcos River.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped in the river.
Been publicly naked on campus or on the Square.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise from Old Main hill.
Been to a Bobcat football game, the Square on a Saturday, or a float trip.
Said “I love you” to a romantic partner and meant it.
Had a reconnection from TXSTATE Missed Connections