UCLA Purity Test

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UCLA Purity Test

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The unofficial UCLA Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of UCLA-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone on the lips.
French kissed.
Kissed someone on the lips in Westwood.
Made out at a frat party on Gayley or Strathmore.
Made out on the steps of Royce Hall.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s place after a Westwood party.
Hooked up with someone in your dorm in the Hill.
Hooked up with someone in Sproul, Rieber, or De Neve.
Hooked up with a roommate or suitemate.
Hooked up with someone in a frat or sorority house on Gayley.
Hooked up at a frat party.
Hooked up at an apartment party in Westwood.
Hooked up at the beach in Santa Monica or Venice.
Hooked up in a hot tub or pool in an apartment building.
Hooked up in Sunset Canyon Rec Center or Drake Stadium.
Hooked up in a UCLA library (Powell, YRL, or Biomed).
Hooked up in a classroom or lecture hall on campus.
Hooked up in a campus bathroom.
Hooked up in a study room at Ackerman or Kerckhoff.
Hooked up at the Wooden Center or a campus locker room.
Hooked up in a car parked in Westwood.
Hooked up on a balcony of a Westwood apartment.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in Westwood.
Done the walk of shame down Gayley or Landfair in last night’s clothes.
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Had your nudes screenshotted or shared without permission.
Had phone sex or FaceTime sex.
Watched porn.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a quarter.
Hooked up with someone in the same major.
Hooked up with someone in your same class that quarter.
Hooked up with a TA or had a TA hook up with you.
Hooked up with a coworker (on or off campus).
Hooked up with someone from a rival school (USC, Cal, UCSB, etc.).
Hooked up with a tourist or someone visiting LA for the weekend.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the UCLA Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors in LA (rooftop, balcony, beach, etc.).
Had sex on the beach (literally).
Had sex in a hot tub or pool in Westwood.
Had sex on campus.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at the Ashe Center.
Used the Ashe Center for anything sex‑related (condoms, BC, testing, etc.).
Cheated on a partner.
Been cheated on.
Been the “other” person in someone’s relationship.
Drank alcohol.
Blacked out.
Blacked out in Westwood.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public in Westwood.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at a Gayley party.
Done a darty (day party) on a Saturday in Westwood.
Pre‑gamed before a 9am or 10am class.
Gone to class drunk or hungover.
Skipped class because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed at the Sculpture Garden or Janss Steps.
Eaten an edible.
Hotboxed a car, dorm, or bathroom.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a bar or club in Westwood or Hollywood with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a party, bar, or event.
Been written up by an RA or housing staff.
Gotten an MIP, noise violation, or open container ticket.
Been talked to by UCPD or LAPD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Jumped into the Inverted Fountain or another campus fountain.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped on campus or at the beach.
Been publicly naked on campus or in Westwood.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise from Janss Steps or the Hill.
Been to a UCLA–USC rivalry week event (Beat ’SC bonfire, blood drive, etc.).
Had a reconnection from UCLA Missed Connections