UIUC Purity Test

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UIUC Purity Test

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The unofficial UIUC Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of UIUC-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone on the Quad.
French kissed.
Made out at a frat party on Green Street.
Made out at Joe’s or Red Lion.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s place after a Green Street night.
Hooked up with someone in Allen, FAR, PAR, or Ikenberry.
Hooked up with someone in a freshman dorm.
Hooked up with a roommate or suitemate.
Hooked up at a frat or sorority house.
Hooked up at a high‑rise apartment in Campustown.
Hooked up at a Greek formal or barn dance.
Hooked up at a darty on Unofficial.
Hooked up at Memorial Stadium tailgate or State Farm Center.
Hooked up at the Alma Mater or Foellinger.
Hooked up in the Main Library or UGL.
Hooked up in a classroom or lecture hall on campus.
Hooked up in a campus bathroom.
Hooked up in a study room at the Illini Union.
Hooked up at the ARC or CRCE.
Hooked up in a car parked off Green Street.
Hooked up on a balcony of a Campustown high‑rise.
Hooked up at a Krannert show or Engineering Open House.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in Champaign or Urbana.
Done the walk of shame across the Quad in last night’s clothes.
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Had your nudes screenshotted or shared without permission.
Had phone sex or FaceTime sex.
Watched porn.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a semester.
Hooked up with someone in the same major.
Hooked up with someone in your same class that semester.
Hooked up with a TA or had a TA hook up with you.
Hooked up with a coworker (on or off campus).
Hooked up with someone from a rival school (Ohio State, Indiana, Northwestern).
Hooked up with a tourist or someone visiting Champaign for the weekend.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the UIUC Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors in CU (yard, balcony, park, etc.).
Had sex at Allerton or a corn field.
Had sex in a hot tub or pool.
Had sex on campus.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at McKinley.
Used McKinley for anything sex‑related (condoms, BC, testing, etc.).
Cheated on a partner.
Drank alcohol.
Been drunk.
Blacked out.
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Blacked out on Unofficial St. Patrick’s Day.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public on Green Street.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at a UIUC party.
Done a darty on a Saturday in Campustown.
Pre‑gamed before an 8am class.
Gone to class drunk or hungover.
Skipped class because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed at the Quad or in a corn field.
Eaten an edible.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a bar on Green Street with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a party, bar, or event.
Been written up by an RA or housing staff.
Gotten an MIP, noise violation, or open container ticket.
Talked to Champaign PD or UIPD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Done Unofficial top to bottom.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped at Crystal Lake Park or a campus fountain.
Been publicly naked on campus or on Green Street.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise from the Quad.
Been to Unofficial, Quad Day, or a Big Ten home game.
Said “I love you” to a romantic partner and meant it.
Had a reconnection from UIUC Missed Connections