UTEXAS Purity Test

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UTEXAS Purity Test

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The unofficial UTEXAS Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of UTEXAS-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone under the Tower.
French kissed.
Made out at a West Campus party.
Made out on Dirty 6th.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s place after a West Campus party.
Hooked up with someone in Jester or San Jacinto.
Hooked up with someone in a freshman dorm.
Hooked up with a roommate or suitemate.
Hooked up at a frat or sorority house on West Campus.
Hooked up at a Greek formal or boat party.
Hooked up at a Dirty 6th or Rainey Street bar.
Hooked up at a co‑op on West Campus.
Hooked up at Barton Springs or Lady Bird Lake.
Hooked up at Mt. Bonnell.
Hooked up in the PCL or another UT library.
Hooked up in a classroom or lecture hall on campus.
Hooked up in a campus bathroom.
Hooked up in a study room at the SAC or Union.
Hooked up at Gregory Gym or a campus locker room.
Hooked up in a car parked on West Campus.
Hooked up on a balcony of a West Campus high‑rise.
Hooked up at a DKR Stadium tailgate.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in West Campus.
Done the walk of shame across the Drag in last night’s clothes.
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Had your nudes screenshotted or shared without permission.
Had phone sex or FaceTime sex.
Watched porn.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a semester.
Hooked up with someone in the same major.
Hooked up with someone in your same class that semester.
Hooked up with a TA or had a TA hook up with you.
Hooked up with a coworker (on or off campus).
Hooked up with someone from a rival school (OU, A&M, Baylor).
Hooked up with a tourist or someone visiting Austin for SXSW or ACL.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the UTEXAS Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors in Austin (yard, balcony, park, etc.).
Had sex at Barton Springs or Lady Bird Lake.
Had sex in a hot tub or pool.
Had sex on campus.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at University Health Services.
Used UHS for anything sex‑related (condoms, BC, testing, etc.).
Cheated on a partner.
Drank alcohol.
Been drunk.
Blacked out.
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Blacked out on Dirty 6th or Rainey.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public on West Campus or 6th.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at a West Campus party.
Done a darty on a Saturday in West Campus.
Pre‑gamed before a 9am class.
Gone to class drunk or hungover.
Skipped class because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed at Mt. Bonnell or Zilker.
Eaten an edible.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a bar on 6th or Rainey with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a party, bar, or event.
Been written up by an RA or housing staff.
Gotten an MIP, noise violation, or open container ticket.
Talked to APD or UTPD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Jumped into Barton Springs at midnight.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped at Hippie Hollow or Barton Springs.
Been publicly naked on campus or on West Campus.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise from Mt. Bonnell.
Been to Texas‑OU Weekend, Round Up, or ACL Fest.
Said “I love you” to a romantic partner and meant it.
Had a reconnection from UTEXAS Missed Connections