UWMADISON Purity Test

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The unofficial UWMADISON Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of UWMADISON-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone on Bascom Hill.
French kissed.
Made out at a frat party on Langdon Street.
Made out at the Memorial Union Terrace.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s place after a State Street night.
Hooked up with someone in Witte, Sellery, or Ogg.
Hooked up with someone in a freshman dorm.
Hooked up with a roommate or suitemate.
Hooked up at a frat or sorority house on Langdon.
Hooked up at a Mifflin Street apartment.
Hooked up at a Greek formal or boat party on Mendota.
Hooked up at a State Street bar.
Hooked up on Lake Mendota or at the Terrace.
Hooked up at Camp Randall during a game or tailgate.
Hooked up in Memorial Library, College Library, or the Stacks.
Hooked up in a classroom or lecture hall on campus.
Hooked up in a campus bathroom.
Hooked up in a study room at the Union.
Hooked up at the SERF or the Nick.
Hooked up in a car parked off Mifflin.
Hooked up on a balcony of a Langdon apartment.
Hooked up after Mifflin Street Block Party.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in Madison.
Done the walk of shame down Langdon in last night’s clothes.
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Had your nudes screenshotted or shared without permission.
Had phone sex or FaceTime sex.
Watched porn.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a semester.
Hooked up with someone in the same major.
Hooked up with someone in your same class that semester.
Hooked up with a TA or had a TA hook up with you.
Hooked up with a coworker (on or off campus).
Hooked up with someone from a rival school (Minnesota, Iowa, Ohio State).
Hooked up with a tourist or someone visiting Madison for a game.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the UWMADISON Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors in Madison (yard, balcony, lake, etc.).
Had sex at Lake Mendota or Picnic Point.
Had sex in a hot tub or pool.
Had sex on campus.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at University Health Services.
Used UHS for anything sex‑related (condoms, BC, testing, etc.).
Cheated on a partner.
Drank alcohol.
Been drunk.
Blacked out.
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Blacked out at Mifflin or Halloween on State.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public on State Street.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at a Madison party.
Done a darty on Mifflin on a Saturday.
Pre‑gamed before a 9am class.
Gone to class drunk or hungover.
Skipped class because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed at Picnic Point or the Arboretum.
Eaten an edible.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a State Street bar with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a party, bar, or event.
Been written up by an RA or housing staff.
Gotten an MIP, noise violation, or open container ticket.
Talked to Madison PD or UWPD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Jumped in Lake Mendota or done the Polar Plunge.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped at Picnic Point or Mendota.
Been publicly naked on campus or on Langdon.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise from the Terrace.
Been to Mifflin Street Block Party, Halloween on State, or a Camp Randall game.
Said “I love you” to a romantic partner and meant it.
Had a reconnection from UWMADISON Missed Connections