UCSB Missed Connections December 5th, 2025

To the shaggy-looking surfer guy in Santa Rosa, I think about you every night ever since you said hi to me in the lounge. Your chill surfer vibe and dreamy eyes wooed me, and ever since then I admit I've been following you around. Can you take me out on surfing lessons? I see you surf every day, and when I see your skills out on the water it makes me feel a certain way... I know the universe will connect us one day, just know that until then, I'll be watching.

to the guy who told the whole elevator they smell good, i thought that was really cute. i also thought ur grey north face jacket was really cute, if ur reading this please come find me

if anyone knows a guy with the nickname So in K-Sig, plz hit me up. he might be the most attractive man to ever attend UCSB

To the guy who walked into ILP 2211 at 10:55ish AM (I think you were wearing blue, but I was so distracted by your face I don't remember), I was so attracted to you that I stopped in the middle of my sentence and completely forgot what I was talking about. You had an amazing smile, and freckles all over your face. You're so out of my league that I'm embarrassed to write this but someone has to let you know that you're the most attractive person on this earth

To the girl I saw at Stearns Wharf during the tree lighting ceremony and then again on the bus. You were wearing a blue ucsb hoodie and a backwards hat, I wanted to ask for your Insta but I got nervous, I sat behind you on the 24x bus. Please comment if u see this 😭

To the girl with the pigtail braids on the 27 around 3pm, I just wanted to say that you are literally the cutest girl I've ever seen