I was walking through the Reitz food court with my boyfriend last Saturday while wearing my usual sweatpants and blue tube top when I locked eyes with a guy in a grease-soaked grey tshirt eating a huge plate of fries by himself. He had to have been at least 600 pounds and kinda gave me the creeps, but the good kind of creeps. I gave him a quick smile but I really wish I could have given him my number...