CALMARITIME Purity Test

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The unofficial CALMARITIME Purity Test. Check off everything you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. Not a contest, not a recommendation — just for fun.

Click the boxes for every item you have done. Your score is 100 minus the number of boxes checked. This test is not a recommendation of behavior, just a checklist of CALMARITIME-flavored experiences. Inspired by the Rice Purity Test.

Held hands romantically.
Been on a date.
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Kissed someone on the lips.
French kissed.
Kissed someone on the lips in Downtown Vallejo or Benicia.
Made out at a party on the upper res or off-campus Vallejo houses.
Made out at Glen Cove or a Bay Area beach.
Kissed someone you just met that night.
Kissed more than one person in the same night.
Given or received a hickey.
Cuddled in someone else’s bed.
Slept (just slept) in the same bed as a crush.
Slept over at someone’s place after a Cal Maritime party.
Hooked up with someone in Upper Res or Lower Res.
Hooked up with someone in your dorm.
Hooked up with a roommate or suitemate.
Hooked up with someone in a fraternity or sorority house.
Hooked up at a party in Vallejo or Benicia.
Hooked up at a bonfire at Glen Cove or a Bay Area beach.
Hooked up at Glen Cove or a Bay Area beach.
Hooked up in a hot tub or pool at an off‑campus house in Vallejo.
Hooked up at the Gym or a campus locker room.
Hooked up in the Library or another campus building.
Hooked up in a classroom or lecture hall on campus.
Hooked up in a campus bathroom.
Hooked up in a study room at the Student Center.
Hooked up at the Carquinez Strait, the Golden Bear, or Mare Island.
Hooked up in a car parked in Vallejo.
Hooked up on a balcony of an off‑campus house.
Had a one‑night stand.
Had a hookup you couldn’t fully remember the next morning.
Had a “what’s your name again?” morning in Vallejo.
Done the walk of shame across Vallejo in last night’s clothes.
Lost an item of clothing during a hookup and never got it back.
Been caught hooking up by a roommate or housemate.
Walked in on a roommate hooking up.
Sexted someone.
Sent or received a nude.
Victim of hazing.
Hazed someone.
Parked on campus and didn’t pay for a permit.
Used a sex toy.
Had a friends‑with‑benefits situation.
Had a “situationship” that lasted more than a semester.
Hooked up with someone in the same major.
Hooked up with someone in your same class that semester.
Hooked up with a TA or had a TA hook up with you.
Hooked up with a coworker (on or off campus).
Hooked up with someone from a rival school (the other academies or anyone in uniform).
Hooked up with a tourist or someone visiting Vallejo for the weekend.
Hooked up with someone you met on a dating app (Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, etc.).
Wrote a missed connection on the CALMARITIME Missed Connections page
Had sex outdoors in Vallejo (yard, balcony, beach, etc.).
Had sex at Glen Cove or a Bay Area beach (literally).
Had sex in a hot tub or pool.
Had sex on campus.
Had sex while sober.
Had sex while drunk or high.
Had sex with someone significantly older or younger than you.
Had a pregnancy scare.
Taken or given Plan B.
Been tested for STIs at Student Health.
Used Student Health for anything sex‑related (condoms, BC, testing, etc.).
Cheated on a partner.
Been cheated on.
Drank alcohol.
Been drunk.
Blacked out.
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Blacked out at Downtown Benicia or Vallejo.
Thrown up from drinking.
Thrown up in public in Downtown Vallejo or Benicia.
Done a keg stand or shotgunned a beer.
Played beer pong, rage cage, or stack cup at a Cal Maritime party.
Done a darty (day party) on a Saturday in Vallejo.
Pre‑gamed before an 8am class.
Gone to class drunk or hungover.
Skipped class because you were too hungover.
Smoked weed.
Smoked weed at Glen Cove or a hidden corner of campus (good luck).
Eaten an edible.
Hotboxed a car, dorm, or bathroom.
Tried a hallucinogen (shrooms, acid, etc.).
Tried MDMA / molly / ecstasy.
Tried cocaine.
Tried ketamine.
Tried a drug you couldn’t identify.
Used a fake ID.
Gotten into a bar in Downtown Benicia or Vallejo with a fake ID.
Been kicked out of a party, bar, or event.
Been written up by an RA or housing staff.
Gotten an MIP, noise violation, or open container ticket.
Been talked to by Vallejo PD or campus PD at a party.
Been arrested or detained.
Hit a Vallejo taco truck or Benicia diner after a night out.
Streaked or skinny‑dipped at Glen Cove or a Bay Area beach or a pool.
Been publicly naked on campus or in Vallejo.
Stayed up all night and watched the sunrise from the Carquinez Strait, the Golden Bear, or Mare Island.
Been to a cruise, Change of Watch, or Ring Dance.
Tailgated or shown up for a Keelhauler game or a cruise drill on the Golden Bear.
Said “I love you” to a romantic partner and meant it.
Had a reconnection from CALMARITIME Missed Connections

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